Videos uploaded by user “simonline”
Guy annoys girlfriend with puns at Ikea
We moved in together recently so had to make the unavoidable trip to IKEA; I figured out how to get through there as quickly as possible. Yeah, yeah I know, vertical video and all that. I filmed it in Snapchat, you'll survive. 7 million views update: Thanks for all the support everyone, it's been a crazy ride. Just to answer a few things that got asked a lot... Her name is "Dana"; we are Australians; I didn't make a cent from this video because ads are lame; of course I saw Cian Twomey's "Emily" video before I did mine; IKEA Australia offered to give us a new lounge since I didn't want to get one when we were there last and Dana did... so everything worked out better than expected! Oh yeah and cheers to @racheljoy for bugging me for weeks to upload this video. If it wasn't for her it would have died on snapchat's my story as I thought it was just a silly couple of minutes no one else would really care about, apparently she's got an eye for internet quality!
Views: 17310873 simonline
Things go downhill immediately after proposal
I got around to asking Dana to marry me. Figured I should do it on the side of a cliff so I could get another pun in. Not a cheap stunt but it got me a yes, so worth it. Song: Mess is Mine by Vance Joy
Views: 425769 simonline
My best man speech for my brother's wedding
Here is my attempt at taking all the classic funny best man speech gags and putting them together in a speech that probably went way longer than it needed to. Should have invested in auto-tune at the end.
Views: 99571 simonline
Simon waking up after surgery
My mum filmed me waking up after I had an ACL reconstruction. I can't remember saying anything I said and passed out again just after the filming finished.
Views: 108603 simonline
Is Ricky Gervais a joke thief? A Rodney Rude comparison.
I grew up listening to Rodney Rude and had most of his albums. I later became a fan of Ricky Gervais. Was rewatching Animals the other day and something twigged so I asked my brother, also a Rude and Gervais fan, and he immediately found me the recording of Rude Rides Again. I chucked them together to see what others think. Pulling the wings off a fly while you are in a bath in order to get off is some pretty specific parallel thinking! Rodney Rude is an Australian comedian born in 1943 that has released 12 albums and 5 specials. He was once arrested after a show as he offended police. After taking the charges to a full bench of the Supreme Court of Australia, he won. The officer leading the case was later jailed for corruption. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2UnhAfHE3M Ricky Gervais is, well, Ricky Gervais. Sources: Rodney Rude - Rude Rides Again (1986) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=517nJYmny5g Ricky Gervais - Animals (2003) Bit is at the 40 minute mark. Additional footage is from Rude's McDonalds bit from More Grunt (1998): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U705EAx70Cw I obviously don't have any rights to any of this footage, just using it for research purposes. Ads may be on because there was a copyright claim by "[Merlin] Absolute Label Services" for "Cows (Live) - Ricky Gervais". My account is not monetised.
Views: 6900 simonline
Adventure holiday in Queenstown New Zealand 2015
2 people, 7 days, $5k; heaps good time. Track: 360 - Run Alone (AC Slater Remix) https://soundcloud.com/theinsound/360-run-alone-ac-slater
Views: 52552 simonline
Guy gets hit on the head sailing a boat
I know why it's called a boom now.
Views: 27576 simonline
A couple of minutes in Cuba - 2015
Havana was a hole but interesting. The resort we stayed at in Varadero was like Australia's Bali but for Canadians and Venezuelans. Matanzas had the best reef and people. Flew in and out of Cancun. Went to Havana, Varadero and Matanzas. Stayed mainly in casas particulares (their Airbnb) and got around in dodgy taxis and buses. Recommend you take a debit card from a Euro bank like ING to access your cash. Expect to have no internet while you are there. Everyone will try and sell you cigars and taxi rides; negotiate hard.
Views: 20783 simonline
Cinebuzz 50 Movie Titles Ad - Solutions
Take note that all the movie titles in this ad are LITERAL translations from image to title. There are no obscurities that COULD be. It's either obvious or it's incorrect. I don't have all the movies yet, but I know I don't have any wrong ones (probably). Please suggest more in the comments and I will add them in. Make sure you include a reason with your movie title suggestion!
Views: 14525 simonline
Mexico 2015
Cancun, Tulum, Merida, Campeche, Palenque, Mexico City.
Views: 27471 simonline
Getting down at the snow 2010
Bryce, Mario and myself at Thredbo the other weekend. Zoran out of action with injury (aka camera man at the park). Bryce white and blue jacket. Mario orange pants. Simon darker blue jacket.
Views: 11525 simonline