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Most people who know me or have read my profile know that im a movie freak so i love movies, have watched a ton of them, and am a geek for the world of the silver screen. So i decided to start reviewing movies every once so often. At least ones i care enough to talk about so here is my movie review of George .A Romeros "Diary Of The Dead"
THE RATING SYSTEM: Like anyone reviewing something i have a system for it. Mine is a number system from 1-10 and this is how it goes
1- The utter worst of the worst. This movie is so bad that it should be made a universal crime against humanity and all organic life to watch it and produce another movie of its kind.
2- Total piece of shit. This movie sucks on all levels and the studio and production team who created it should be jailed for hurting so many peoples eyes and minds.
3- broken and lame- The movie just sucks and you should be paid for seeing this movie so you can not only get your money back, but spend some cash to make a time machine and go back to save your time and money.
4- could be good, but isn't- Movies like this are ones that are the type of movies that generally have of the work done and all a production team has to do is execute it well. The elements to make at LEAST a mediocre are there, but the people behind the camera are to stupid to take advantage. Think of it like having your homework in fill in the blank and 75% of is done and all you have to do is fill in the rest which is easy, but you fail. Could of gotten an A+ but instead you got an F
5- poor. Movies like this are the ones that are straight to DVD releases and are the ones that have poor acting and execution and don't really garner much attention
6- Sub par. The movie is half bad and half good. Its consumed by flaws, but does something's right, but those things done right are minor at best.
7- Mediocre. Movies like this are the ones that are ok at best. Not bad, but no great either. Consider movies like this as a "popcorn flick".
8- Good and the standard. Movies like this are the standard of what a good movie should be. Has its flaws and fair share of stupid moments, but makes up for it and is a good time.
9- Outstanding. Damn near perfect film that kicks ass, makes for a great time, and is one to buy on DVD. Movies like this are why we go to the movies
10- Perfect. An in your face, awe, amazing good time. Movies of this caliber come once in a while and are very rare. Oscar worthy, must buy on DVD, and a great reason to get ripped off at the movies at night. Truly a master piece.
Directors notes: Not much to say here this time. Since im under variety i decided to add movie reviews under all the stuff i do and decided to start with this flick.
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This is to all the Romero fans and hardcore horror fans out there. I'm pretty much sure that with in time ill get Romero fans trying to give me shit. Its to be expected and that's ok I guess, but let me say this, don't bother lowering my comment ratings, leaving a nasty comment, or hate, because ill just set everything back to normal, remove the comment, and block you its that simple. If you don't agree with me then that's fine with me you can criticize my argument, but lets keep it civil ya dig?
For you Romero fans ill add further content that I couldn't fit in the video. Some people argue that Romero is making the zombies adapt and learn in his films, which is lame idea in the first place. Lets pick that apart shall we? So a zombie in the movie world is the reanimated corpse of a human that only retains very primal motor functions which are some minor coordination skills and the motor function to feed. Now if zombies start to adapt and learn what happens in time? They become human (deformed) again, except with the ability to infect others. Cave men where primal mammals with the basic motor functions and instinct to feed. With time they learned and adapted to life and became what? The people we are today. The same is applied to the zombies if they learn! The cycle works the same and in the end they end up back at square one which is being a human. Wow that's a scary concept aint it? Ya no. Romero has lost his touch and diary of the dead is a poor attempt at Cloverfied. He should retire and take Elie Roth with him so they can never make another movie that sucks again. Least thing Romero should do is draw up a contract with Zack Snyder to have him have to remake all of Romero's shitty films so when people talk about them they can be talking about the remake and not the sad Romero original since Snyder did a beyond amazing job with the Dawn of the Dead remake.