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How to be Ultra Spiritual (funny) - with JP Sears

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Jeffery Amherst (1 day ago)
As a spiritual giant I find my spiritual giantness giantly spiritual and much more superior than all of you other less importants around me.
Rachel Ingrid Collins (3 days ago)
This stimulated my anal chakra. I closed my eyes and saw it. Pure brown energy.
Angelina Suazo (6 days ago)
Hey JP, Get ready for this. I hope you're sitting down. Well, my daughter was assisting me, with plucking my excess facial hair, (due to a hormonal imbalance), and for some time now, at least a year now, maybe slightly longer, she not only found thick black hairs that didn't belong to me, cause my hair used to be brown, before it turned gray and white. But she also found ginger red hairs, some auburn red too!!! And I'm NOT a red head, I don't dye my hair at all, haven't dyed it since about 2011-2012!! And it was NEVER red!! I am hispanic, and Greek, so I have olive skin, I don't even have red haired people's lilly white skin. And what is a trip about all this, is that my own real natural hair, that really belongs in my head, stopped having the brown color to it, since my daughter was in the fifth grade, and she's over 21yrs.old now. So it wasn't until 2015, that I started getting these mysterious foreign hairs, that didn't belong to me. The strange hairs started growing in, in 2015!!! And they started out some of them as thick black people hair!! And some were caucasion people's thin straight dark brown hair. And my own natural hair was a medium to dark brown, before it turned white and gray, so this doesn't make any sense! And now, this last year, or so, there are a few red hairs!!!! That's insane, and doesn't make any sense! I'm asking you, have you heard of astrol projection, and if that's possible for people's DNA to travel along with it, to give me all these strange foreign hairs, that don't belong to me??!! Even AFTER my own natural hair had already stopped having color to it? My daughter has seen red hairs in my facial chin hairs, and growing out of my head, and brace yourself, she's even seen a few red hairs in what little pussy hair that I have left!!! Help!! Please, if you know, or have heard of this strange abomination, tell me what it is, and exactly how it can be stopped??!! Thanks, 😞😞😞
M. Leanne Todd (7 days ago)
LOL!!!
Juana Garcia (15 days ago)
omg, this hits too close to home. LOL!
Heathen Heather (18 days ago)
Religion is are downfall. What is sad is lots of people think there not religious but they are 😖 and just like everyone else they love shoving there non religion religion down your throat..... and gotta love that hole they are soooo much better than you because they do yoga and spend to much money on ugly pants.
F (25 days ago)
Exposing 98 percent of all gurus and stupid Yoga movements with comedy! Offending all the believers! Brilliant!
Hail Odin (1 month ago)
this guy looks like hes taking the piss out genuine spiritual people. i cant take this fukin guy seriously
Bd N (1 month ago)
Organized Political religions like Christianity and ISLAM are CULT to exploit population and heard them like sheeps, and to prevent free and critical thinking.
Dean Houghton (1 month ago)
JP's mocking of seekers is just not that funny, it's sad really, really sad.
Honey Hufflepuff (1 month ago)
Is this your first video?
No2Blame (1 month ago)
This is the first time that someone said "subscribe to my youtube chanel" and I did it and Im youtube user like from the beginning of youtube. Its just the way how he said it... it works :D
Jennifer (1 month ago)
OMG!! You Nailed it!! Although you forgot that they should mention they are vegans 😂😂😂 lord how many millions of ppl today are like trying to be all super spiritual "I'm a budda wearing beads reaching Kundalini drinking a coconut and wearing Jesus sandals" like a fad. SMH it's the most equally sad, scary and pathetic thing I have seen this far in the new age. I hate the internet!! Its brainwashing and poser conformity. How about let's just try being good ppl across the board and stop the insane mainstream sheep behavior!?? Mkayyyyyyyyyyyy??😏
KillerBeers (1 month ago)
Na - Maste.... fuckin dying🤣
Luna Ray Davis (1 month ago)
Be my abundance 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
throwing Shade (1 month ago)
this is just so namaste
Tracy Jelich (2 months ago)
I'm convinced after watching a few these that they are propaganda. Most all of the topics JP mocks and ridicules are beneficial for humanity, health and well-being. Incorporating spirituality, yoga, healthy eating etc..is good and although he's funny, he's an idiot. What should be mocked and ridiculed is this materialistic and self-serving society that we'are slowly evolving from. I believe JP and these videos are nothing more than more propaganda put out and paid for by the capitalists in an attempt to discourage personal growth and human evolution. Don't fall for this crap- follow your heart and do what you know to be right, even if it's against the grain and you're ridiculed for caring.
Zage Vote (2 months ago)
I literally also most died laughing when he said being competitively spiritual. Good stuff brother keep going 🤙
Andreas G. (2 months ago)
The nicer your smile and the more colorful the words use, the more spiritual you are, even if your private life sucks (but no one know about your private life, because that not not what they want to see, hear and believe) ;)...
Andreas G. (2 months ago)
Now, you need a video concluding what every spiritual people say that " spirituality and religion is not the same thing "...lol they really say it...lol
wa ja (2 months ago)
Its all funny until you live or work with these types.
Sqorb (2 months ago)
Genius
Tiempo Nuevo (2 months ago)
Great Satire.
Maciej Matuszczyk (2 months ago)
My fav thing in this one is how you had to pause and look away at 2:18 to pronounce namaste wrong xd
Nick Gizzi Music (2 months ago)
and its 4:44 long lmao
tania Gri (2 months ago)
Lol there's no difference between me wanting to wear nice yoga pants to the person who wears straw pants because they think its less materialist. We both like the same things just one wants to prove more of a point
Marco Serafini (2 months ago)
Paul Chek’s podcast brought me here
Mina30000000 (2 months ago)
I had an inverted kundalini awakening and became an immortal vampire that draws energy form the void
Marlene Rein (2 months ago)
You are SO handsome! 😍💞💖
moose11vt (2 months ago)
I lost my spiritually due to male pattern baldness and it's collected in the drain of the shower. It's okay, l have a plumber coming over.
mara liasson (2 months ago)
hey u should do a vid on white people that think they are native american
Jack Allen (3 months ago)
LOL, great video!! Thanks!
Kim McCann (3 months ago)
When I first started doing yoga, there was only loose clothing to wear. As my body got killer (and very aligned) I got this idea about designing "yoga clothes" but I didn't follow through. Darn if I wouldn't be ultra-spiritual now if I had just done it. A little tweaking of aerobic tights (minus the legwarmers) and I could have kept that whole industry's 80's fashion alive all by myself (which of course is very self-aware and therefore very higher being in my own opinion). I guess it was just my soul's lesson that this wasn't my time. Next time I get inspiration from the Universe, I am totally going to monetize it!
Turd Ferguson (3 months ago)
Boulder Colorado
W.J.R. Halyn (3 months ago)
Deserves an Oscar for an utterly new category: "Deepest, most deadpan presentation of inane, hilarious concepts". Yeah, I think that's about right.
gagi (3 months ago)
Funny video, but that is not what spirituality actually is. Watch a video by Koi Fresco called "Religion vs Spirituality" and you will understand. Have a great day everyone :)
Joleen Gay (4 months ago)
I need my kundalini musculared too 😂😂😂
Ana Ivanana (4 months ago)
haha
MISSed Bandwagon (4 months ago)
“The universe provides in abundance” Oh my goodness, if I had a dollar every time I heard that...🤣
Brian Plotner (4 months ago)
I subscribed to his channel and it's true: I'm fully enlightened now. I mean, I've lost at least 10 lbs in spiritual fat.
aMulliganStew (4 months ago)
Well, crap. Try again.
Nova Gaia77 (4 months ago)
Lol this guy is an idiot
Betty B. (4 months ago)
Namaste...rhymes with paste, lol.
fake_Future (4 months ago)
Dude you should make video about dating sites and all the pretentious wankers and their mad profiles with endless garbage. Please be my abundance man!
I subscribed, I'm fully enlightened now! Namaste!
MissNebulosity (4 months ago)
Even after years and years, there is so much truth and simultaneous positive and self-deprecating humor that it's like chicken soup for the soul. Can we just all put JP's channel into the Hall of World's Most Timeless and Amazing Videos EVAR? Yes, yes we can.
Holy Woods (4 months ago)
Great! Meetoo love to express through art. Great channel. I love spirituality and trying to express experiencies throigh my art: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLrDP6FEGCE8UA-B0_Ma9Vppu4j_c5ijy1
Marco Prinsloo (4 months ago)
I wanna be free brother 😂
PuggiTheGreat (4 months ago)
OK, I've subscribed, looking forward to my enlightenment.
Futurecare Design (4 months ago)
360 people disliked this video, 360 degrees in one full rotation. Coincidence?
Malgremor (4 months ago)
I knew so many people like this in San Francisco...only none of them had a sense of humor...
L. Maz (4 months ago)
So, my very spiritual partner through 5 years recently broke up with me. Why? He had a gut feeling we weren't connecting spiritually. And he knew that I in time would come to realize this within myself, even though I was hurting now "pain is part of life that will help you grow" He also knew this because he meditated on it a lot, and ate mushrooms in the forest, so obviously me wanting to talk abot it, really wasn't nessecary. Any way, you sound exactly like him.
Nihilist Yoga (5 months ago)
I find it important to face the darkness within... and then laugh at it! @t
Kurt Kugel (5 months ago)
PJ systematically guides the transposed mysteries of being from the God-self into physical manifestation. He comports himself with the wisdom of an ascended master, a true beacon of ego death and enlightenment for us people of the Kali Yuga.
Sophie Navarro (5 months ago)
Brilliant!!!! Love this!
Aaron Hart (5 months ago)
356 people disliked this video which means I am more spiritual than all of them and they are jealous of how much stronger my energy vibrations are over theirs.
Farah Humaira Mohd (5 months ago)
Lululemon lol
Knowledge of Oneself (5 months ago)
hahaha. The False Sentiment of the "I"
Aisha Cura (5 months ago)
hey man, get all crazy and let your followers translate those vids into our language. I'll do polish for instance. Lets spill the world with your blablabs. -> YT will let you know how to turn on such option. regards from humble follower
Jeanne Amato (5 months ago)
Totally dude!
Good Morning (6 months ago)
At the end of the day, The Sun sets. Namaste.
Batracio Cascarudo (6 months ago)
Sickness is a spiritual lesson you know, it has nothing to do with toxins or microbes or malignant cells, it is yoru higher EGO trying to teach a lesson to your lower EGO, when you cure a disease it is thank's to the magic of the cult (whatever cult you are involved in scientology, trascendental meditation, kabbalah centre) and if you don't cure it, it's your fault for your low spirituality. Cult leaders (like politicians) never loose.
Ana Ivanana (6 months ago)
haha
Me Me (6 months ago)
Omg, there's a Tai Lopez ad before the video! "This is my Maseratti. It's my least favorite car", he says as he ushers a bland blonde into the car. Wtf?! Hahahaha
The Wayward Fae (6 months ago)
This is just Tumblr
Scott Chiste (7 months ago)
Beebo Russel brought me here.
bodhi tree (7 months ago)
SEARS FOR PRESIDENT.
Stacy Bridgeford (7 months ago)
practicing my passive aggressive competitive spirituality
Jewel Lopez (7 months ago)
namayst 😁
Turklarisha (7 months ago)
Lmfaooo
Lila LovesYou (7 months ago)
This is perfect ! As I am seeing the big spiritual ego in myself ! Wow
HitProof (7 months ago)
You are one of the best youtuber ever
HitProof (7 months ago)
That's so correct
Gregory Bogosian (7 months ago)
2:00 Here is another way to explain to pantheists that they follow the same belief system as the theists. Just tell them: "If the support that the universe gives you is real, then so are its commands. If it can help, then it can hurt. If it can offer, then it can demand. You don't get to turn the font of all being and all goodness off when it is inconvenient for you."
Winston Chang (7 months ago)
Finally, you did it.....I want to say more....but, you did it....
Manjushri (8 months ago)
This is gold; I am sad I only just found it lol.
Spiritual Food For Life (8 months ago)
😂😂😂 This was so awesome. I Can Totally relate to most of the things here.
Mary Collins (8 months ago)
JP I just enjoyed your video promo for the shows in Raleigh, NC in July. As a midwestern transplant, naturalized by marriage to a native, being stepmom to a native, and having a son born here, I noticed you use initials for your name, very southern. Our son started doing it in 4th grade, lol. excellent work you are doing.
Amethyst Moon (8 months ago)
Did he just say LuluLemon pants?! 🤣
Emily E (8 months ago)
Lol!
Ondrea Torrence (9 months ago)
Haha ! This is funny
Daniel Forrester (9 months ago)
https://newtopiamagazine.wordpress.com/2012/07/16/the-individual-is-immortal-bettys-messages-from-the-afterlife/amp/ Let's just leave it at that. I couldn't watch this through by the way. I laughed too much.
blah deBlah (9 months ago)
Bravo.
MrAntonGorodetsky (9 months ago)
My kundalini is extremely muscular!
I love u 😁💋💕💋💕💋😁😁😁😁
András Czető (9 months ago)
OOhhh fuuuuccckkkkkk....xD
TestSubjectDayjob (9 months ago)
How did I not discover this channel earlier?! JP looks just like this guy I knew who claimed neo-Druidism, and who fancied himself enlightened xD.
Ajit Chambers (9 months ago)
perfect
Sena Chi (9 months ago)
I laughed hysterically and my cat gave me a weird look then looked away. Oh, and I consider myself pretty spiritual... Saying with a soft voice.
Dougie Quick (10 months ago)
What amazes me is how "christendom" overwhelmingly can not even define "Spiritually" the was I believe the Bible itself clearly DOES define it. I was amazed one day when I found this ...I already knew it but I did not know the Bible actually clears it right up that "Spiritually" PERTAINS to discernment shared via ALLEGORY.... if I say that to many people who identify themself as "christian" they will argue that is NOT correct to which I will then refer such to the Bible itself. "Spiritual" I believe refers to the MEANING or the Spirit of whatever so that in the WAY that the Bible shares meaning is what is hid IN the words ...behind the literal is the Spiritual ..check it out~~> [Rev 11:8 ".... And their dead bodies [shall lie] in the street of the great city, which SPIRITUALLY is called Sodom and Egypt, where also our Lord was crucified..." NOTICE that the Lord Jesus Christ was NOT literally crucified in either Sodom or Egypt! But this verse does NOT say He literally was does it? Nope it says He was SPIRITUALLY (allegorically/poetically) crucified in these places....this is KEY to understanding how the entire Bible is rightly discerned! That is "Spiritually" vs literally "the letter"/the literal. The literal is a SNARE ...or more correctly the carnal imagination of what the literal means is SNARES....rather than a person searching the Poet/Authors mind for the meaning? Teachers/preachers use the carnal imagination of PEOPLE to decide what the literal significance is! The Bible warns against doing THAT and actually point blank instructs the reader to "compare SPIRITUAL things WITH SPIRITUAL" ...[1Cor 2:13 ".... Which things also we (the WORDS) speak, NOT in the words which man's wisdom teacheth, but which the Holy Spirit teacheth; COMPARING spiritual things with spiritual..." [Romans 8:6 For to be carnally minded [is] death; but to be SPIRITUALLY minded [is] life and peace..." [Proverbs 3:5 "....Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean NOT unto thine OWN understanding..." ? The literal? Sans Poetry? I believe will ENTIRELY miss the meaning...(or I am insane) which explains HOW all these churches are reading the SAME "Book" and yet have markedly different understanding to HUGE degrees of variance! Carnal imaginations taking liberties with words that command NOT to that with! From Genesis even what people term "original sin" is adam (same word translated man /mankind) eating/partaking of OWN discernment (fruit of the tree) of knowing what is "good and evil".....the literal via OWN imagination spiritual way of death "the letter KILLS" the letter/literal KILLS ...[2Co 3:6 KJV] 6 Who also hath made us (the WORDS) able ministers of the new testament; NOT of the letter (NOT of the literal) , but of the spirit (the Spiritual/allegorical) : for the letter kills, but the spirit giveth life. .." [Rom 3:4 KJV] 4 God forbid: yea, let God be true, but every man a liar; as it is written, That thou mightest be justified in thy sayings, and mightest overcome when thou art judged..." [Phl 4:8 KJV] 8 Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things [are] honest, whatsoever things [are] just, whatsoever things [are] pure, whatsoever things [are] lovely, whatsoever things [are] of good report; if [there be] any virtue, and if [there be] any praise, think on these things. And if you hate (spiritually reject) this whole idea, COULD it possibly be it simply irks you that this discredits YOU in particular? Even if you dont mind at all that it discredits so many others you also discredit as legitimate? I love how it discredits ALL of man equally! I love that it is the central theme to so many things deep within the Bible ...take for instance this parable~~> [Luk 18:9-14 KJV] 9 And he spake this parable unto certain which trusted in themselves that they were righteous, and despised others: 10 Two men went up into the temple to pray; the one a Pharisee, and the other a publican. 11 The Pharisee stood and prayed thus with himself, God, I thank thee, that I am not as other men [are], extortioners, unjust, adulterers, or even as this publican. 12 I fast twice in the week, I give tithes of all that I possess. 13 And the publican, standing afar off, would not lift up so much as [his] eyes unto heaven, but smote upon his breast, saying, God be merciful to me a sinner. 14 I tell you, this man went down to his house justified [rather] than the other: for every one that exalteth himself shall be abased; and he that humbleth himself shall be exalted..." Are we naturally not much more the pharisee (self described as RIGHT thinking?) here in this parable rather than the finally broken humbled publican (confessed sell out traitor to his own?) ? Lord willing I HOPE finally I have also been broken to confess how I had been such a publican traitor to my own ...a traitor to honesty for my OWN gain of being RIGHT (righteous)...
Dougie Quick (10 months ago)
BTW according to the Bible the very word "spiritual" could entail one being of an evil spirit .....the Bible speaks of "lying spirit" "evil spirit" ....seems to involve one's meaning and intent...that is ones HEART. Our natural heart according to the Bible?~~> [Jer 17:9 "....The HEART deceitful above all and desperately wicked: WHO can know?..." Spirit of TRUTH is one thing and something that is NOT that? Is not that... so in this definition simply claiming to be "spiritual" by itself does not buy one a thing by itself. The Bible speaks of literal "fasting" I think negatively as a way to show how people are phoney trying to APPEAR righteous spiritual people ....well read for yourself~~~> [Isa 58:1-10 Note read this as if it is God (the Spirit of Truth) speaking "...Cry aloud, spare not, lift up thy voice like a trumpet, and shew my people their transgression, and the house of Jacob their sins. 2 Yet they seek me daily, and delight to know my ways, as a nation that did righteousness, and forsook not the ordinance of their God: they ask of me the ordinances of justice; they take delight in approaching to God. 3 Wherefore have we fasted, [say they], and thou seest not? [wherefore] have we afflicted our soul, and thou takest no knowledge? Behold, in the day of your fast ye find pleasure, and exact all your labours. 4 Behold, ye fast for strife and debate, and to smite with the fist of wickedness: ye shall not fast as [ye do this] day, to make your voice to be heard on high. 5 Is it such a fast that I have chosen? a day for a man to afflict his soul? [is it] to bow down his head as a bulrush, and to spread sackcloth and ashes [under him]? wilt thou call this a fast, and an acceptable day to the LORD? 6 [Is] not this the fast that I have chosen? to loose the bands of wickedness, to undo the heavy burdens, and to let the oppressed go free, and that ye break every yoke? 7 [Is it] not to deal thy bread to the hungry, and that thou bring the poor that are cast out to thy house? when thou seest the naked, that thou cover him; and that thou hide not thyself from thine own flesh? 8 Then shall thy light break forth as the morning, and thine health shall spring forth speedily: and thy righteousness shall go before thee; the glory of the LORD shall be thy rereward. 9 Then shalt thou call, and the LORD shall answer; thou shalt cry, and he shall say, Here I [am]. If thou take away from the midst of thee the yoke, the putting forth of the finger, and speaking vanity; 10 And [if] thou draw out thy soul to the hungry, and satisfy the afflicted soul; then shall thy light rise in obscurity, and thy darkness [be] as the noonday:..." I believe it compares HEARTS ...motives in other words "spirits" ...the carnal natural desire (heart) to APPEAR "good" compared to actually having a merciful heart...and really how can one even begin to consider self AS "good" without falling to the pride of trying to cast self IN that kind of light? Honestly considering such? How would it not humble a person over and over again any which way one turns it? Our pride is that conniving it seems ....lol cant even talk about it without seeming the charlatan....no?
Andrew Zabolotny (10 months ago)
oh!))) please smbd make a GIF from 3 first seconds of this video!!!
AlucarD DraculA (10 months ago)
I'm spiritual. Materials are my last spiritual gain besides endless spiritual growth
Britney Hill (10 months ago)
I am crying laughing...lol
Mario Soleh (10 months ago)
Wait, is that you Jesus?
Kerry Jaclyn (10 months ago)
Just subscribed. Cant WAIT till my enlightenment arrives!
Kimberly Miller (10 months ago)
omg so hilarious I cant stop laughing
Tino Rozzo (10 months ago)
Absolutely, great going.
Kay Abe (10 months ago)
So hilarious. I needed this laugh!
Dion7 (10 months ago)
Well, holy crap. I wasn't going to subscribe, but I do want to be fully enlightened and hold my superior spirituality over others, so there's nothing else for it.
Michael Chan (11 months ago)
Follow the bliss!!! xDDD https://www.pcgamesn.com/sites/default/files/far%20cry%205%20bliss.jpg

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