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Josef Mamniashvili (1 day ago)
I hate femshep, Garrus is the best bro.
TheKisj (3 days ago)
I have yet to find someone that has played all the games that genuinely do not like garrus, he's just everyone's bro/lover
Damn that Joker and Garrus joke exchanges.
Julija Nikolic (14 days ago)
*Absolute dork*
accidental madness (15 days ago)
"We can disobey suicidal orders? Why wasn't i told?" Garrus 😂
Skeleman27 (22 days ago)
Tali best girl garrus best guy
archmagetyler (28 days ago)
39:00 the sheperd is not amused
DanRage47 (1 month ago)
I wanna mod the ME1-3 games so I can have 3 companions with me...
zero gamer (1 month ago)
5:00 line will always suit on male Commander
ThalamicRex (1 month ago)
21:14 😏
Spartan Sneaky Snake (1 month ago)
That line with the calibrations and do you know who you're talking to is the funniest thing I've heard all week
Dakota (1 month ago)
i wish you were able to only bring one companions just like in DA tbfh
Apollo SOL (1 month ago)
How them calibrations coming along?
Anthony Fanchin (2 months ago)
Garrus: The Chewbacca of the Mass Effect universe.
aqui1ifer (2 months ago)
Is it coincidence that Garrus & Tali share some of their funniest/best scenes together?
Il Carnefice (2 months ago)
Garus is the best romance option for a fem Shep. For male is Liara
JakkOfTreyde (2 months ago)
Every so often I have to return to this. Love the Dragon Age armor (Like always!) and Garrus black armor. Garrus will always be my loving Archangel! "I heart Garrus".
Ben - (2 months ago)
I wish I could romance garrus as male Shepard. I don’t know if it was the times the games were made in or what but I have a huge crush on Garrus. ❤️❤️👌
byfo1991 (2 months ago)
Garrus and Zaeed booby trapping Shepard's apartment is one of the funniest things ever :D
VenomLSX (3 months ago)
1:08 Got to give it to Wrex on that one. Lol.
Erkle Derkle (3 months ago)
Garo (3 months ago)
Fanbase going strong ^^ Great video
FLANG LANK (3 months ago)
15:30 bro Garrus is crazy
Omega 64 (3 months ago)
Garrus: "You're a peacemaker, Shepard. A rare thing these days. Now, if you can pacify the Reaper, we'll make you a saint." Me: "I'm still waiting for that sainthood, Garrus"
Patrick Hallett (4 months ago)
42:59 Not only does Garrus have a fantastic sense of humour, but he also has impeccable comedic timing XD
Patrick Hallett (4 months ago)
Garrus: “You know me, I always like to savour the last shot before popping the heat sink.” Shepard: *smirks* Garrus: “...Wait. That metaphor just went somewhere horrible!” Garrus, you’re such an angel, I love it <3
Soarin Skies (4 months ago)
25:01 Shepard: careful there goes the next shadowbroker Garrus: could’ve sworn he was muttering T’Soni’ the whole time. Liara: Not funny Me: 😂😂😂 Oh Garrus I love your timely humor in almost every situation.
Mulle Manden (1 month ago)
Hahah i still remember i had to pause the game so i could laugh it off. I couldn't focus on playing:D
Ice Mingle (4 months ago)
We need a garrus solo game
David Caldwell (4 months ago)
Haven't seen 17:16 before. Is that aboard the derelict reaper?
RaPtorteAm (4 months ago)
56:52 Drunk Tali advising a threesome between femshep, Garrus, and her is both the cutest and hottest I heard in ME.
Larks' Tongues In Aspic (5 months ago)
Garrus is my favorite video game character ever.
ADARKWIND (5 months ago)
I completely forgot about the perfection that is the tango scene
ADARKWIND (5 months ago)
Wow...I’ve only ever played as male shep and the only reason I’d probably go back to play through all three at this point as femshep would be for the Garrus romance but that’s a ton of hours however that me2 romance moment. That was actually pretty touching especially cause as broshep you only ever really see Garrus as your best bud who’ll pull you outta the fire sure there are some bumps but he usually snaps back quick. To see how broken he really felt you kinda always knew it was there but damn.
Marco Pohl (5 months ago)
garrus: "full contact sparring" shepherd: "you fight?" garrus: "supervised, we don't risk injury" me: "full contact isn't save, no matter how many look! O.O what you mean is light contact!"
Neku Hanagumi (5 months ago)
I loved & cracked up over all of these moments, but I had a fit over Garrus' spider comment. He's exactly like me towards them, yes!XD
eklypse21 (5 months ago)
Femshep always had the weaker sounding dialogue.
MrCastiel28 (4 months ago)
She always sounds a little to melodramatic
bryan Hernandez (5 months ago)
That was pretty good lol, he is pretty smooth.
David O (5 months ago)
Glad to see no hesitation on missing on purpose 👍🏻
TygerScorpion85 (5 months ago)
58:26 Garrus is still dancing XD
Ricardo G (5 months ago)
56:50 wait, what?.... please continue.
David McConville (5 months ago)
27:50 How do Turians win a war? They don't, they just sit on their asses for a month without so much as sending a scouting party to get intelligence on the enemy and then get surprised by a counter attack.
Isaak Abou Ahmed (5 months ago)
14:36 Holy shit, I never understood that joke until now and the look on Shepard's reaction is just perfect lol, learn something new every time.
Isaak Abou Ahmed (5 months ago)
It's funny how Garrus and Wrex are pretty much best buds, even though they're supposed to hate each other.
Beck Hornig (2 months ago)
Thats what i like about video games, race is and obstacle that you help defeat.
Steffen T. (5 months ago)
When do you get the scene at 26:35 ? I never found the group conversations in the lounge.
Patrick Hallett (3 months ago)
“The 3rd one had a heart attack. Not fair to count him.” I laughed way too hard at that 😂
Jaguar550 (5 months ago)
You get the scene after the Turian Platoon mission and must completed before Priority Tuchanka.
Burnt Potatoes (5 months ago)
I didn't romance Garrus, but I can relate to him, particular of my penchant to keep things in order, valuing efficiency and hating idiots, curbing emotions, pragmatism and sometimes looking the world in black and white until my equally no-nonsense grandfather (who has the same attitude as Garrus during his youth and now matures a bit) tells me that not everything has to make sense and the world isn't that simple. I guess that's the reason why I'm drawn to him and I know from day one when he makes his debut at ME1 that I can trust him. Guess I wasn't wrong.
Joseph Mort (5 months ago)
The whole Garrus shooting thing. I always imagine that bottle you "miss" goes spinning off and lands on a Krogan. He whirls around and he sees a Turian cheering on top of the Prisidium. That will end badly.
biobiobio7777 (5 months ago)
47:36 I love that they decided to roleplay! Had a schedule meet up, plans and even encouraged the other to keep going. Ahhh best couple.
Queen Momo (5 months ago)
mazanakaUA (5 months ago)
Interesting point about suicidal orders.I know that militaries around the world have a concept of a criminal order,where officer's order can be disobeyed if it's unlawful,but what about disobeying a direct order the execution of which will be a certain death,like,say,rigging the enemy structure with explosives and activating them while being in range,or charging a machinegun nest head on without cover?
Josh Siebenthall (5 months ago)
2018: Scrubbin Js with a toothbrush. 2185: Getting back on your ship with a toothbrush.
Xander Zone (5 months ago)
Your character looks so bored in ME3,like she is tired of all this crap Also,why when Shepard and Garrus were dancing,the good option was to mess the dance up,and the bad option was to support it?I quite don't get it.
Patrick Hallett (3 months ago)
Well, I suppose you could argue that Shepard is in fact tired of all this shit. I mean c’mon, s/he chased Saren & Sovereign around the galaxy, saved the Citadel from being taken by the aforementioned, got spaced by a mythical species that know one really knows about, was brought back to life in order to defeat said species, destroyed that species’s base in order to save his/her crew, watched her planet get demolished by the Reapers upon their inevitable arrival, and is now attempting to unite the entire galaxy under one banner to defeat these Reapers. And on top of all that, the Council shows little to no support for Shepard and Cerberus is being a massive pain in the ass by beating him/her at every step. Who the hell wouldn’t be fed up with everything after what Shepard has went through? XD
John Boy (5 months ago)
Garrus was hands down my fav character. I should have gone the female route for character selection just to experience the romance part with him. Always went with plain old male Shepard. ME 1 and 2 I loved em but ME3 was a miss in my book, just didn't feel the same. Maybe because Shepard dies at the end....? Or does he. Kinda wondering if BioWare is ever gonna continue the saga.
Высший Разум (5 months ago)
58:29 just dancing
Amanda Peters (6 months ago)
Garrus talking smack about Shep's dancing while dancing the exact same way cracks me the eff up 😂😂
JayBird67 (6 months ago)
Anyone else a sucker for best friend turned lover cliche?
Aaron Reimann (5 months ago)
Right here. It just feels right so many times.
Logan the Krogan (6 months ago)
Glad to see that the original trilogy is getting love have a decade later.
Kalina Hitana (6 months ago)
Ahhhh, more Mass Effect joy ^^ Garrus is definitely up there in terms of my top ten characters. Shame you didn't show the bomb in the elevator back on the Sur'Kesh, he had the best reaction to that XD
Mostafa Gad (6 months ago)
The good old nice days of playing mass effect .
I'm garrus vakarian and this is my rectum.
bennitori4 (6 months ago)
"Nice outfit" while wearing the military uniform she wears every single day.
Jure Sah (1 month ago)
watch and learn
SuperODST1 (6 months ago)
41:01, "Sir, I am definitely not an expert. My Turian girlfriend left me."
Liath Lucidity (6 months ago)
Garrus: I've lost so much, I just want something to go right for once. Just once." Just makes the ending of ME3 all the more heartbreaking TwT poor Garrus
Margi Fisher (1 month ago)
? But Shepard survives in the destroy ending? You see her gasp at the end and Bioware confirmed she lives if you pick that option.
Vatsal Dave (5 months ago)
Regardless of Shepard's gender or romance path too.
Andrea Ariza (6 months ago)
Wrex and Garrus are the best frenemies... Love their sarcastic spats.
Patrick Hallett (3 months ago)
Not even frenemies, they’re just full-fledged friends. Yes, in ME1, they were quite venomous, but they eventually warmed up to each other and were able to see each other as individuals, not members of a hated race. Sure, they still poke at each other’s races a lot in ME2+ME3, but it’s all in good fun at that point :)
Elite7555 (6 months ago)
The characters in the trilogy are so much more relateable, likeable and just real. They have history, they have scars, they all have failed at some point, they know what they are talking about. But for Andromeda, It seems like they took the most mentally unstable individuals and put them into cryo pods. Those bullshitters are petty criminals (Vetra, Peebee), mentally unstable individuals (Peebee, Liam) or wannabe huntresses (Cora). Nothing real or relateable about them! Or that clown Gil, who got on my nerves pretty quickly (and that giggle!). So he messes with the ship's design? What are you gonna do about it? Laugh, of course, and scold poor Kallo. Ryder is the biggest asshole in the universe and there is nothing there to change it. I really hate what they did.
SkandiTV (4 months ago)
Eh, I'd say Vetra and Jaal are the closest to the companions of the old trilogy. But I agree, rest of them are pretty bland and forgettable, almost like TV show sidekicks.
John Smith (5 months ago)
My face is tired.
greenycheeks (6 months ago)
"This one feels like a flower."
Patrick Hallett (3 months ago)
Ughhh, that voice melted me <3
peda mbr (6 months ago)
garrus and wrex is a pretty epic combo this video = gold
VichyGlitterGun (6 months ago)
Garrus the best bro and boyfriend in the galaxy
AZURRTIME (6 months ago)
Awesome! Mass effect for ever!
Nightshade (6 months ago)
Are you ready to be a...woman?...
Oreo the wolf11789 (6 months ago)
Frick garrus is so cute (。>﹏<。)
Bartix (6 months ago)
garrus has the honour of being the person to teach shepard how to dance!
Bartix (6 months ago)
Garrus you lovable son of a bitch, you are the best character I have ever met XD
Bartix (6 months ago)
Garrus and wrex are the best combo, possibly capped by james and garrus
FLANG LANK (3 months ago)
I like taking talk and garrus
Robert R (6 months ago)
13jhow (6 months ago)
25:40 Mordin's shipping lol
Nathan Cochran (6 months ago)
57:00 Tali will always be #1 God dammit. Those hips don't lie.
Lvl58DeathKnight (23 days ago)
stupid chicken hands/feet suit-rat
SoulKiller7Eternal (6 months ago)
Tali is fav. o.o
Andrea Ariza (6 months ago)
Unlike Shakira's.
Clark Hollingsworth (6 months ago)
Nathan Cochran agreed
Brett Skywalker (6 months ago)
42:20 Javik is just shooting the wall. no wonder the Protheans lost.
Clark Hollingsworth (6 months ago)
Brett Skywalker hahaha
Michel van der Linden (6 months ago)
aw man, Garrus went on to respect the HELL out of Shepard in ME2.
MQ Designs (6 months ago)
It's funny how his voice keeps getting deeper with each consecutive game.
Ozymandias (5 days ago)
I thought it was to show that they are getting older.
Scout Fang (23 days ago)
Good I'm not the only one who noticed it cause damn he's got a nice voice
MQ Designs (6 months ago)
I know right? I've been playing through ME2 for the first time and I started romancing Garrus after I wrote my original comment.
Gunnar Karotte (6 months ago)
Not only that, his character gets so much better, he is either your best friend/Bro or your soulmate... One of the best characters in ME for sure
Cameron Archer (6 months ago)
That garrus and James bromance actually seems genuine
Ren Leo (6 months ago)
15:08 Still as seductive as fem Shep could be.
Fred C (7 months ago)
Tilmann Müller (7 months ago)
Yeah, my playthrough were always with a male Shepherd. I'm glad that these Garrus romance is as awkward as I thought it would be.
alcaponed16 (2 months ago)
I found m shep's voice too annoying. Plus being an asshole with f shep is funnier for some reason.
SkandiTV (4 months ago)
+Icy Knightmare So true.
Icy Knightmare (5 months ago)
M shep for paragon, F shep for renegade.
Mabra (7 months ago)
Garrus became jesus in the walking dead.
Daniel Wieczorek (3 months ago)
+Mabra xD
Mabra (5 months ago)
+Nem Wed In the third season of Telltale's Walking Dead games, there' a guy that looks like Jesus and is voiced by Brandon Keener (Garrus' voice actor). He also voices a bunch of NPCs in Fallout 4, including one who is constantly doing calibrations.
Nem Wed (5 months ago)
Wait What?
Thank you. Mass Effect is my lovely universe. And when I want to return there - I watch you video. They are perfect. Only one thing. I think this video needs last talk on Earth with male Shepard. Thank you again.
Jared Christopherson (7 months ago)
When playing as a guy, Garrus is the best of Bros.
hibbidyjibbidyy (2 months ago)
+WilburForce hes your bro in law? niiiice!
WilburForce (6 months ago)
My fucking sister romanced him so yea he’s best boi 😂
Purple&GreenFinch (6 months ago)
Yeah, romance with anyone else is not an option XD
Phoenixfireheart (6 months ago)
Mormon Dude whether it be a guy or girl Garrus is the best :) though I keep getting seduced by his baddassery so I always end up romancing him xD
Thomas Caldwell (5 months ago)
Garrus is the best alien bro since Chewbaka and the best alien team mate since the Arbiter from Halo
ADARKWIND (5 months ago)
Thomas Caldwell bruh there can be no better analogy ever this is perfection.
But not as badass as our Mistress and savior Mercedes Romeo.
Garrus Vakarian (8 months ago)
Can It Wait For a Bit? I’m In The Middle Of Some Calibrations?
Patrick Hallett (3 months ago)
Vineeth Philip (3 months ago)
+Patrick Hallett so I'm the only one who misses when we used to chat on the elevators back in the citadel? *sigh* so disappointing
Patrick Hallett (3 months ago)
Vineeth Philip (5 months ago)
so do you wanna talk about you're people's history?
James Walker (8 months ago)
Daniel Minighiti (8 months ago)
if i go to girls like yur hair looks good and ur waist is very suportive i def will get them gurls right?
foxyloxyBABE (5 months ago)
If those girls play ME yeah definitely. Haha
Vatsal Dave (5 months ago)
Yo post a video doing it you'll be a hero
Willie Oelkers (5 months ago)
Recovey0 And I was making a joke in response.
Recovey0 (5 months ago)
Willie Oelkers What? Playing video games is pretty mainstream. Either way the original comment was pretty obviously a joke
Willie Oelkers (5 months ago)
You're asking people who romance characters in video games about getting girls irl? Good luck with that.
Arphalia (8 months ago)
Wow, your fem-shep is mega cute. May I ask if you have the character code for your version of her by chance? If so, would you be okay with sharing it?
Arphalia (8 months ago)
TYVM ^_^
Jaguar550 (8 months ago)
Sure. 733.Q96.M17.F8A.JDQ.6AQ.1DA.711.966.417.666.152 Have fun:)
Nameless (8 months ago)
I'm super new to this fandom and all these videos are a godsend- kinda what convinced me to get into it, honestly! Also like- tali legit drunkenly pretending garrus is suggesting a threesome between her, him, and shep? noice.
Norianna R. N. (4 months ago)
+Willie Oelkers I missed your question for some reasons, blame YT's notification system! :) Anyway, I'm not one of those "OMG ME:A SUCKSSS ONLY THE ORIGINAL TRILOGY MATTERS" hardcore fans, but it DOES NOT measure up to a standard Bioware game. Sure, it's not the worst game of all time, but it's freaking Bioware we're talking about! The game is mediocre, and we should never settle for mediocrity when dealing with AAA titles. That's what's been killing the creative aspects of the industry imo. It has a few memorable moments here and there, and way too many references to the original trilogy. I mean, I get what they were trying to do, but the whole thing just ended up awkward, like a bad fan-fic. Everyone's somehow connected to everyone you've known and loved in the original games, and that feels really cheap. I tried to play through the game with an objective mind, and all I can say is: I got bored during a lot of the segments. The weapons lacked punch, the sound effects weren't as impressive, and a lot of cliches not done right. I could go on and on, so... TLDR version: It does not measure up, not a bad game, around 5-6/10 on my personal scale. Definitely will not give you the feels when you first played the original trilogy, and you'd probably forget about it in a week or two if it didn't have "Mass Effect" slapped on. If you think it's still worth it, go ahead! Heard that it's been in the bargain bin on Origin and various site. Farewell, the Bioware I knew :(
ADARKWIND (5 months ago)
Willie Oelkers gameplay was okay I hated the cover system though. I did like the free flow combat a bit more but I played it when it was still new and severely broken so perhaps it’s gotten better I only played through once because it was so buggy but they released patches so it should be better now. Story....it was.....the originals are better let’s just leave it at that. It has a lot of potential but they drop the ball a lot.
ADARKWIND (5 months ago)
Rina R. N. Unfortunately this is true.
superkakaroto3 (5 months ago)
+Willie Oelkers its a good game! not as great as the trilogy, but it keeps some of the good stuff and improve others.
Burnt Potatoes (5 months ago)
Welcome to the club. It's too late that you picked the game, but trust me, the ME fandom's still alive and kicking and will be ready to help you through thick and thin.
bossshun9 (8 months ago)
When it comes to Turians, Garrus is just as loyal as they get. Garrus and Tali are always up top for the title: "Most Loyal Allies Ever." And remember: Always look for something to calibrate.
Aleksa Petrovic (5 months ago)
Not only that, but they are the most loyal out of all BioWare characters and that's saying something.
Burnt Potatoes (5 months ago)
And that's why those two are in the top of my most favorite fictional characters. Garrus and Tali are with you throughout your journey.
Clark Hollingsworth (6 months ago)
bossshun9 I say tali cause she’s so relatable, she gets nervous and flustered and still can kick ass
PerverseMilk (8 months ago)
There's something oddly adorable about Garrus frantically searching for ways to make Shepard's apartment explode
Patrick Hallett (3 months ago)
Especially at the end: “On the off chance you accidentally trigger an alarm you didn’t know you had and you hear a timer start counting down,... Blame Zaeed and run like hell.”
Robert R (6 months ago)
It's funny with Zaeed there. If he's dead, Garrus doing it on his own's actually pretty lame.
Bartix (6 months ago)
Or checking to see how the hell will he fight his way out if the reapers attack it
Jordan Keeper (7 months ago)
PerverseMilk. kept laughing at that
Christopher Valle Serna (8 months ago)
Yay My Request Came, THX !!
Haminator Ainz (8 months ago)
It's calibration time
Carolin Deniel (8 months ago)
Didnt know people still did these things. So happy the mass effect community is still here
MQ Designs (5 months ago)
I started playing the game for the first time ever about the time you wrote your comment, so yeah, new fan here.
david johnson (5 months ago)
Dağhan Bey No, the fans kill M.E. because of some, admittedly, crappy facial animations and extremely few, very minor other issues. Mass Effect's entire community basically set themselves of as vanity junkies and graphic whores, to the point that they killed the entire franchise. What get's me is the irony and hypocrisy of it all, I saw dozens of people start comparing Andromeda to the previous M.E. titles, talking about how their facial animation was better, how their models looked better, and to be completely honest the only way to make Shepard look somewhat acceptable was to go for the default male. Mass Effect always had those visual issues because EA doesn't give a shit people just didn't give a shit until it hit the new gen consoles.
greenycheeks (6 months ago)
Actually I replayed ME last week. I'm doing collector ship mission right now
Carolin Deniel (6 months ago)
+AndyH 1 dont think so
AndyH 1 (6 months ago)
just wondering can You help Garrus flirt with other turians in the bar as femshepard?
Clockwise & Timeless (8 months ago)
I'm so happy you made this
Bulldogs 2020 (8 months ago)
Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations
Daniel Wieczorek (3 months ago)
fuckin everytim
AndyH 1 (6 months ago)
Found item: turian calibration coil
Tina Mehrin (8 months ago)
I am the first one to commit

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