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George Carlin on Religion and God

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Desiree Baird (16 hours ago)
It is written: Vengeance is mine;God will not be mocked and he will recompense. So repent trust in Christ and walk in Love (spirit)not love(man).
BRUCE WALKER (6 days ago)
I wonder where he is now for knowing light and choosing darkness
Darren Krock (21 days ago)
George Carlin is the funniest guy in hell and has probably changed his tune since arriving there.
Dante White (25 days ago)
If god were real, why would he let a bunch of other people thousands of years before his “son” create their own religion and worship a different god?
Pizza_ delivery (1 month ago)
Respect brother keeping it 💯
Jim Buc (1 month ago)
Religion is encouraged by government 'leaders', especially in the USA -- and even before the Greeks and Romans -- to control The People. How much more time will it take before The People control the government? ... and bring back Reality?
Natasha Tretyakov (1 month ago)
When was this video originally recorded?
George Lemeitre (1 month ago)
There's no god, but in the end, he said god bless... LOL!
George Lemeitre (1 month ago)
+Uchiha Naruto IKR. HAHAHA
Uchiha Naruto (1 month ago)
He said god bless joe pesci, sarcasm xD
Krinal Thakor (1 month ago)
Thanks for uploading..absolutely insanely right..
David Hoch (1 month ago)
All Hail George Carlin ❤
wt8012 (1 month ago)
I don't believe in God or practice a particular religion, but I don't disbelieve, either. I'm in a bit of a "I Don't Know" sort of mode with religion. I don't think that there is DEFINITELY a god, but I have never said there is NO god whatsoever. I'm an agnostic, if you will. Just my viewpoint. George Carlin was one of the greatest stand-up comedians of all time, being not just a comic genius but also a real philosopher. Not many people can say that they tell the truth about society AND make people laugh whilst doing so. Joe bless you, George!
dakir rahib (1 month ago)
Very nice but better not to finish by praying to god only to joe would be enough So try to not mention the last phrase god bless,,,,,joe and replace it By I love you joe hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I think he's down there now.. Screaming up at us. And I think he is in severe pain. True Carlin fan's will understand this reference.
I think you are a gullible moron, with an IQ south of 75...
willi2643 (1 month ago)
If he could come back, he would tell you a different story, but for him it is to late.
Can you prove that, or is your dumb ass just _saying_ that?
flor juanico (2 months ago)
Remember God is not mock.
Ivan Miljkovic (2 months ago)
Satan sending mesage?Talking about God,no respect for this man.
Ivan Miljkovic (1 month ago)
+asrgaqgq sdfgsdgsdfgsdg thank you
No respect for idiots like you...
Kaisari Mkuu (2 months ago)
Religion is the worst thing ever brought to Africa. It destroyed our civilization. George Carlin was more than a comedian. He tells the truth in humor.
x.stum (2 months ago)
lisa starves (2 months ago)
What the fucken...
Byron Moore (2 months ago)
Christianity, a cover up story for an affair that got way the fuck out of hand
Rashid Williams (2 months ago)
Wow,,,And he,,,He Died For Real !!! 😶 !!!!
Yung Simpson (2 months ago)
2004: "There is no God" 2008: " There is no George Carlin"
2019: there are still lots of idiots like you...
Ronald Peete (2 months ago)
The perfect summation of the situation!!!
Frank Converse (2 months ago)
He's paying for it now, Rotting that skinny junkie ass in Hell.
Can you prove that, or is your dumb ass just _saying_ that???
altovelli08 (2 months ago)
Yeah , God loves you but he gave us free will. You should not kill is simple, dont do to others what.... But if you don't stop killing what is God supposed to do? What is humanity aka the justice system supposed to do.
altovelli08 (1 month ago)
asrgaqgq sdfgsdgsdfgsdg. God is love. You think someone in this world loves your loser ass that if you got murdered they would cried? Your mom maybe? Why people cry for love? Our body produces tears from our emotions, soul, science. Things we cannot explained but you will died and find out,
You say that as if God is real...
Lungiano Nova (2 months ago)
This is my favourite of all of Carlins bits
Dale Wikfors (2 months ago)
George, you are the comedy God
Syndea Soroka (2 months ago)
Dead people don't know anything, because their brains are dead, Dumbass!
Bax S (2 months ago)
Actually, he knows the same as what he did before. That religion is bullshit and there is no god
Noelkinz G.Roman (2 months ago)
i believe in the universe & my psyche. they are the only ones who know what makes me happy healthy and content.
Dennis The Menace (2 months ago)
He needs money!! Hes got a plan, just have a little gaddamned faith. He's gonna gather some cash together and go straight to Tahiti
David Appleton (3 months ago)
Religion is the only way humans can believe they have all the answers but have no answers
FreakAthletics (3 months ago)
Need proof of God? Its so simple that you will not want to humble yourself too accept it. But thats the key right there. You ready? Here it is. Proof that a painter painted a painting? The fact that the painting is there. Proof that a builder built a building? The fact that the building is there. You dont have to see the painter or the builder to know that they were created by a creator. Proof of Creator? Creation. Its that simple and so logical. Ok lets say you didnt accept that as proof. We make our decisions based on the amount of consequences they bring about right? So here is some logic. Person A is an Athiest. Lets say Person A is right. What is the result? He dies and rots in the ground. Lets say Person A is wrong and there is a creator and heaven and hell. What is the result? He goes to hell without God and without love for eternity. Person B is a believer. If He is wrong what is the result? He rots in the ground when he dies just like Person A if they were right. If Person B is right though, he lives in heaven for eternity with love and God. Makes sense why we are believers now right? Athiest's consquences are ranging from hell to just rotting in the ground. Believer's consequences are ranging from rotting in the ground to heaven. Obviously being a believer sounds more logical. Now Im not one to say I told you so at all. That is not loving to boast. So where do we go from here? Just give God a little faith and He will show Himself too you. They say a little faith can move a mountain. You know how you want your coach to believe in you so you can show him what you can do? God is the same way. Give him a shot, he might just win the game for you. Heck, he has won the game for lots of people, but only if they let him on the field. Now you can choose freely obviously, but you are not free from the consequences of your choice. However, in real life it is more then just losing a game if you dont give him a shot. It is losing your eternity and spending it in hell. He doesnt send you there. You choose to be without God and that is what hell is. So there you go. Its your choice. Humble yourselves please. I am not making this up. He saved my life and gave it a whole new purpose. God is love. He isn't a magical spaghetti monster in the sky. He is REAL and your belief does not change reality. Heaven or Hell. With God or Without God. Choose now before its too late, and please brothers choose wisely. Don't let pride cost you your eternity. I love you all so much!
+FreakAthletics Thank you for proving you're a Goddamn coward, who doesn't have the integrity, to defend the bullshit you are spewing. I will shake my Magic 8 Ball for you definitely.
FreakAthletics (1 month ago)
+asrgaqgq sdfgsdgsdfgsdg Humility is what you need man. Not "proof". No matter how much proof you get it won't matter until you swallow your pride. I used to be just like you man. I'llpray for you definitely. "Exalt yourself and you will be humbled. Humble yourself and you will be exalted."
". Proof that a painter painted a painting? The fact that the painting is there. Proof that a builder built a building? The fact that the building is there. You dont have to see the painter or the builder to know that they were created by a creator. Proof of Creator? Creation. " -That's not proof, that's fallacious reasoning. You cited things that were obviously created. We know those things are created, because there are many examples of those things being created, and we can contrast created things against things that were obviously not created (naturally occurring). You can't do that with nature, because you have nothing "not created" to contrast it against. "Its that simple and so logical." -No, that's not logical at all... "We make our decisions based on the amount of consequences they bring about right?" -No, not necessarily. There are lots of decisions that can be made without thinking about, or even having consequences. "So here is some logic. Person A is an Athiest. Lets say Person A is right. What is the result? He dies and rots in the ground. Lets say Person A is wrong and there is a creator and heaven and hell. What is the result? He goes to hell without God and without love for eternity. Person B is a believer. If He is wrong what is the result? He rots in the ground when he dies just like Person A if they were right. If Person B is right though, he lives in heaven for eternity with love and God. Makes sense why we are believers now right? Athiest's consquences are ranging from hell to just rotting in the ground. Believer's consequences are ranging from rotting in the ground to heaven. Obviously being a believer sounds more logical." -No, that's not logical either. You can't choose what you believe, and even if you could, that reason is not used by believers, because if it were, they would also have to believe in every other religion with an afterlife as well, to ensure your beliefs encompass the correct belief. "Just give God a little faith and He will show Himself too you." -Can you prove God will show himself to you? No, you can't. You are being dishonest by asserting things as fact, that you can't possibly know. "They say a little faith can move a mountain. " -Faith is just blind belief, that lacks evidence or reasoning. Faith is a dishonest position to hold. "God is the same way. Give him a shot, he might just win the game for you. Heck, he has won the game for lots of people, but only if they let him on the field. " -You say all of this, as if God's existence were an established fact. It's not, and that's dishonest to say it is. "but you are not free from the consequences of your choice." -Again, you are just making un-provable claims. You are being dishonest. "He doesnt send you there. You choose to be without God and that is what hell is." -Nope. God created Hell, and he planned your life to be the way it is. You can't have free will in that context, and you are not responsible for your actions. " I am not making this up." -Somebody else probably made it up, and you are just probably just repeating it, without knowing whether it's true or not. "He saved my life and gave it a whole new purpose." -Can you prove that? "God is love." -Nonsense. Killing babies, and committing mass murder, is not love. "He is REAL" -Your dishonesty is astounding...
Terrell Simmo.s (3 months ago)
Praise rah🙌🏾☀️
Ikaika Maleko (3 months ago)
The Jacobite Prince7777 (3 months ago)
@2:36-awww c'mon George, quit putting the pussy on a pedestal, dude!
Someone Somewhere (3 months ago)
Wanna bet the 2.4 k down votes are religious nutjobs?
Jonathan solinas (3 months ago)
Pure reason has spoken
Dalton Ramsey (3 months ago)
When y’all actually wake up in hell, it won’t be so funny 🤷🏼‍♂️😂
Your dumb ass says that, as if Hell is a real place... Does your dumb ass believe in Wonderland too? LOL!
Bax S (2 months ago)
+Dalton Ramsey But we won't see anything because religion is a fraud
Dalton Ramsey (3 months ago)
You’ll just have to wait and see
Dalton Ramsey (3 months ago)
Big Black Clocks ok but when your actually in hell screaming it’ll be real, BUT it’s too late then so, have fun
Someone (3 months ago)
But hell doesn't exist
Brian Cerna (3 months ago)
+Brian Cerna " GOD TOOK HIS LIFE AWAY WITH HEART FAILURE." -Everybody dies, you dumb fuck. Doesn't mean Gawddidit! Moron.
RM J (2 months ago)
That's not very Christ like. Wait, yeah it is, your psychopathic God condemned everyone for the crimes of a few. You mental midgets are brain dead.
TheDieHardWWEAddict (3 months ago)
Oh Shut The Fuck Up you fucked in the head religious fuckhead
xAcidRainx (3 months ago)
^Just goes to show how unhinged religious folk are
FreakAthletics (3 months ago)
If anyone wants logical reason based proof of God, text me at 5742428442.
+FreakAthletics I don't see it. You are just proving your cowardice.
FreakAthletics (1 month ago)
+asrgaqgq sdfgsdgsdfgsdg I did man...
Don't be a coward. Post it right here, so everybody can witness your bad reasoning skills.
FreakAthletics (2 months ago)
+Bax S 3 weeks ago
FreakAthletics (2 months ago)
+Bax S i put it right under here brother
İbretTube (3 months ago)
This short life is really a test. Humans and Demons(Satans) cause suffering, not God-Almighty. God gives us the free-will and a life to do things, but we will be accountable at the end. Joke all you want, swear all you want, disbelieve all you want! Pls read: https://quran.com/ (except swearings) kind of liked this George Carlin here: https://youtu.be/w0yhHHPc7IU
"Pls read: @t" -Yeah, that's a load of shit. "May Allah keep us on the right path, Amen! " -May your dumb ass stop being so fucking gullible...
İbretTube (2 months ago)
+Bax S Yes pain, sickness, old age and death, evil and sufferings exist in this world. We see things that are ugly, people who are insane and foolish. There are storms, earthquakes, floods, drought and famine. We also see people commit sins, show disloyalty, unfaithfulness, greed and insincerity. We see people commit rapes, murders; they fight and make wars. There are evils caused by human beings and there are natural disasters. There are suffering for individuals and there are those that involve a large number of people. But we also know that this is not the whole story. Besides all these negative things, we also see beauty, health, prosperity, life, birth, wisdom, intelligence, growth and progress. We also see goodness among people, faith, sincerity, charity, love and the spirit of sacrifice. We also see a lot of virtue and piety. It is wrong to see one side of the coin and not to see the other side. Any philosophy that concentrates on one aspect of the creation and denies or ignores the other side is partially true and partial truths are no truth at all. It is also the fact that the element of good is more in the creation than the element of evil. We all see that there are more people who are healthy than those who are sick. There are more that eat well than those who starve. There are more that lead decent life than those who commit crimes. Goodness is the rule and evil is the exception. Virtue is the norm and sin is the aberration. Generally trees bear fruits, the flowers bloom, the winds move smoothly. But then the question is why does Allah allow these exceptions to the rules? Let us ask this question to understand Allah’s ways in His creation. The Qur’an tells us that good, evil and whatever happens in this world happens by Allah’s Will. Only Allah knows fully His Will. We finite beings cannot grasp fully His INFINITE Will and Wisdom. He runs HIS UNIVERSE the way He deems fit. The Qur’an tells us that Allah is Wise and everything that Allah does is right, just, good and fair. We must submit and surrender to His Will. The Qur’an has not given us ALL the details about Allah’s Will, but it has enlightened us with the guidance that is useful and sufficient for us. There are several points that we should keep in our mind to understand this issue: 1. First of all, Allah did NOT make this world A PERMANANT WORLD. This is a temporary world and everything here has a time limit. When its times comes it will die, come to an end and finish. Neither the good things of this world are forever, nor the bad things eternal. We are here for a short time and WE ARE BEING TESTED. Those who will pass this test will find an eternal world that is perfect and permanent. Those who will fail this test shall see the evil consequences of their sins and corruption. 2. Allah has placed a physical law and a moral law in this universe. Allah allows suffering to occur when one or more of these laws are broken. The physical law is based on CAUSE and EFFECT. Sickness comes if one does not take care of one’s health or is exposed to infections. A car accident occurs when one is not alert, or the traffic laws are not right or not properly enforced etc. Study of causes and effects is very important to facilitate safeguards. Even here we should keep in mind that Allah often saves us and He does not let us suffer from every negligence. “(Allah) Most Gracious! It is He Who has taught the Qur’an. He has created man: He has taught him speech (and Intelligence). The sun and the moon follow courses (exactly) computed; and the herbs and the trees both (alike) bow in adoration. And the Firmament has He raised high, and He has set up the Balance (of Justice), in order that you may not transgress (due) balance. So establish weight with justice and fall not short in the balance. It is He Who has spread out the earth for (His) creatures.” (Ar-Rahman:1-10) The way we exceed the measures set by Allah and violate His laws of cause and effect is incredible. It is really the mercy of Allah that we are saved. Strictly speaking, the question should not be why does Allah allow suffering, but how much Allah protects us and saves us all the time in spite of our violations and negligence. The Qur’an says: “If Allah were to punish people according to what they deserve, He would not leave on the back of the (earth) a single living creature: but He gives them respite for a stated Term: when their Term expires, verily Allah has in His sight all His servants.”(Fatir:45) But sometimes Allah does punish people because of their violations of His laws whether they are physical or moral. The Qur’an tells us that many nations and communities were destroyed because of their sinful lifestyles: “If they treat thy (mission) as false, so did the Peoples before them (with their Prophets), the People of Noah, and Ad and Thamud. Those of Abraham and Lut; and the Companions of the Madyan people; and Moses was rejected (in the same way). But I granted respite to the Unbelievers, and (only) after that did I punish them: but how (terrible) was My rejection (of them)! How many populations have We destroyed, which were given to wrong-doing! They tumbled down on their roofs. And how many wells are lying idle and neglected, and castles lofty and well-built?”(Al-Hajj: 42-45) 3. Suffering can also be a TEST and TRIAL for some people. Allah allows some people to suffer in order to test their patience and steadfastness. Even Allah’s Prophets and Messengers were made to suffer. Prophet Ayyub is mentioned in the Qur’an as a Prophet who was very patient. Good people sometimes suffer but their sufferings heal others and bring goodness to their communities. People learn lessons from their good examples. Martyrs die for their faith, soldiers give their lives for their nations and this brings liberation and freedom for their people. 4. Allah sometimes allows some people to suffer to test others, how they react to them. When you see a person who is sick, poor and needy, then you are tested by Allah. Allah is there with that suffering person to test your charity and your faith. In a very moving Hadith Qudsi (Divine Hadith) the Prophet, peace be upon him, said: “Allah will say on the Day of Judgment, ‘O son of Adam, I was sick and you did not visit Me.’ He will say, ‘O my Lord, how could I visit You, when you are the Lord of the Worlds.’ Allah will say, ‘Did you not know that My servant so-and-so was sick and you did not visit him? Did you not know that if you had visited him, you would have found Me there?’ Allah will say, ‘O son of Adam, I asked you for food and you fed Me not.’ He shall say, ‘O my Lord, how could I feed you and you are the Lord of the Worlds?’ And Allah will say, ‘Did you not know that My servant so-and-so was in need of food and you did not feed him? Did you not know that if you had fed him, you would have found that to have been for Me?’ ‘ O son of Adam, I asked you for water and you did not give Me to drink.’ The man shall say, ‘O my Lord, how could I give You water, when You are the Lord of the Worlds?’ Allah will say, ‘My servant so-and-so asked you for water and you did not give him to drink water. Did you not know that if you had given him to drink, you would have found that to have been for Me.’(Muslim, Hadith no. 4661) Prophet `Isa (Jesus), peace be upon him, is also reported to have said something similar. (SeeMatthew25: 35-45) So to summarize, we can say that sufferings occur to teach us that we must adhere to Allah’s natural and moral laws. It is sometimes to punish those who violate Allah’s natural or moral laws. It is to test our faith in Allah and to test our commitment to human values and charity. Whenever we encounter suffering we should ask ourselves, “Have we broken any law of Allah?” Let us study the cause of the problem and use the corrective methods. “Could it be a punishment?” Let us repent and ask forgiveness and reform our ways. “Could it be a test and trial for us?” Let us work hard to pass this test. Believers face the sufferings with prayers, repentance and good deeds. The non-believers face the sufferings with doubts and confusions. They blame Allah or make arguments against Him. May Allah keep us on the right path, Amen! M.S.
Bax S (2 months ago)
Except there are multiple excerpts proving that God created evil and suffering
Orlan Smith (3 months ago)
This guy deserves to go to Hell for disbelieving in God
+Orlan Smith "This guy deserves to go to Hell for disbelieving in God" -That seems like an excessive punishment for something so petty as not believing... You are a worthless piece of shit, if you he deserves that.
osteri 16 (2 months ago)
Would a loving God send people to hell for disbelief.
Someone (3 months ago)
Prove to me that hell exists
Muhammad Asif (4 months ago)
God has failed mankind so many times that He should now switch roles with devil. BTW I don't know whether devil is republican or Democrat.
lalneo Baite (4 months ago)
Dangerous man!
Patrick Bickers (4 months ago)
God is a sadistic joke. If it exists, then it is the focus of evil in the universe.
Rontek Junior (4 months ago)
What an Awesome Human Being George was-He was on point about everything. Love and Miss you always Bro ;-)
513to205nbak (4 months ago)
This 1 is 4 ALL the " bible belt " residents
Aryan Tiwari (4 months ago)
Solaire, praise the sun!
Toni Wilson (4 months ago)
religious lies 👍
Toni Wilson (4 months ago)
Its so true 👍
Toni Wilson (4 months ago)
Jeffrey Michael (4 months ago)
Give Caesar what belongs to Caesar. Give to god what belongs to god. Man take responsibility for your works and repent. Sun worshippers worship the penis. We do pray for Gods will. We pray that those with hard hearts will repent.
denizforst (4 months ago)
Life is too short to worship anything
Dalton Greene (4 months ago)
"what's the use of being god when every run-down shmuck with a $2.00 prayer book can come along and fuck up your plan?" LMAOOOOOOOOO IM DEAAADDDDDD
Rowell Mason (5 months ago)
Joe bless you
Chongo (5 months ago)
The best 10 minutes of standup comedy ever written and performed, period. From the best comedian and one of the most unique minds of our time. Joe bless you George!
Scotty Donnell (5 months ago)
But I've struggled long enough to know there's no god
Scotty Donnell (5 months ago)
That about sums it up!!!!!
Scotty Donnell (5 months ago)
Yuuuup!!!! god and Jesus are fake!!!!!! True Story!!!!! 💯💯 💯💯 💯💯 💯
Scotty Donnell (5 months ago)
💯💯 💯💯 💯💯 💯💯 💯
Live You Now (5 months ago)
Carlin is proof of god
You are proof of brain damage...
Josh C (5 months ago)
although i do believe there are allot of things that exist that we cant see and understand about he universe that we have to be open minded about, Humans were not given the ability to understand if created by a higher power
Márk N. Mészáros (5 months ago)
It's all true about most, but not all religions or religion in general. The Church is what's wrong which uses religion against the believers.
Singularity (5 months ago)
We are god
Funnysterste (5 months ago)
I want to believe I will meet George Carlin in hell.
where is god?
Mr Reckless (5 months ago)
Do not listen to this guy! And Just a heads up it’s Halloween. Don’t celebrate it. Satan tricked Adam and Eve into eating off the tree which caused sin which caused death. Jesus our lord conquered death and rose. That is why we celebrate Easter. We also celebrate Christmas for the birth of the lord. Halloween is Satan’s holiday and he is deceiving the whole world. He lied and caused Adam and eves actions to bring death. He is wanting us to celebrate death. If you notice people wear costumes of murders, evil ghosts, demon masks, carving out talking pumpkins like the talking serpent. They say if you don’t have a costume then you can’t get candy, just as if you don’t have the mark of the beast you can’t buy products. Sin brought death into the world and when you celebrate Halloween you are really celebrating all the people who have died since the start of death. Do not follow Satan’s lies! God opened my eyes the other day. Do not celebrate Halloween! Get rid of it and replace it with Adam and Eve in the honor of them being the beginning. They were tricked and brought death. Realize who you are serving.
Mr Reckless (2 months ago)
Ya well see when u stand in front of god. U really think god wouldnt say anything about that if he were standing next to us?
Bax S (2 months ago)
+Mr Reckless Holy shit you're a nutjob.
Mr Reckless (4 months ago)
They didn’t remove hallows day all the kids dress up as killers and false gods like Superman and celebrate an evil day. It’s not a good thing. Nobody knows when jesus was really born. That wasn’t my claim. My claim was that Halloween is a deceiving holiday to get you to worship the devil. I research many things. I don’t even need to research to notice that Halloween is full of demonic decorations. The talking pumpkin is like the talking serpent. Get real I’m not stupid. I’m not mad at you for your comment and I’m not gonna diss you for it but just simply explaining the truth that is unknown to many
Alwsomex Studios (4 months ago)
They already removed hallows day.. But you do realize Christmas is entirely Pagan hell December 25th is the birth of Mythra (not the monster what it's named after) who fun fact not only predated Christianity but was also born of a virgin. You know research exists, do it. See ya later.
Sarah Maciel (5 months ago)
Sad to hear this knowing that lots of people think that this is right or this men just talks about things that everyone thinks. Years ago I would watch this and would completely agree and applause every word of this men but right now, at the stage that I am it would be selfish of me not to right someting down and really pray that this can change or help someone to build their one opinion. I once was in his place, talking like I knew anything and everything, explaining and defending at all costs that God as just some made up idea to steal money from people. But it got to that moment when I’ve experienced by myself the true meaning of God, he gave me a wild to life, a purpose and happiness again. Of course I respect and understand different opinions from mine, I just simple wish everyone could experience what I did in this past 3 mouths, and could fell it the way I fell. He changed my life and now I’m his daughter again. Still a human person with all the bad choices, wrong ideas and desires, gonna fail and fall times and times over again but now I know e rest because I’m sure He will ALWAYS be by my side to help build me back and give me strength to continue my journey until He comes back. Just hope my history can touch someone souls and if you’re reading until now let me tell you something really important: You’re really important to God, believe me, He cares about u since the day you were born and we want u in his arms to change you’re life once and for all, so embrace it, you’re special and have so much mora meaning than u can ever begging to imagine. May His grace be always with you, wherever you go. Amém
anton1949 (6 months ago)
"And we're not setting people on fire just because they don't agree with us".
Quinn Baker (6 months ago)
I'm a "christian" who's gone to church with my parents ever since I was a baby. I'm even in a christian fraternity in college because I thought it might "further my faith." I went to a 3-week Christian camp this past summer, still hoping to "further my faith." It didn't help at all. If anything, it made me more skeptical and judgmental of the whole Christian thing. All christians in my life have told me to pray. However, it doesn't make a lot of sense to me to talk to thin air. Also, the Bible is fucking boring as hell to read, so I don't open the Bible daily. Both my parents are great people, like extremely kind loving people, and their christians. Hardcore christians do typically tend to have a more positive outlook on things. However, id rather have a logically rationally working brain and be judgmental and mean occasionally than be kind and loving and be completely fucking brainwashed. If there is a god, which there very well may be (or there very well may not be), I'll let him help me discover him. But I'm not gonna waste time going to church, reading a book that's thousands of years old that's poorly translated and boring as fuck to read, and not fucking women before marriage.
clayd anthoni (6 months ago)
Which date was this event and where
Carlos Troncoso (6 months ago)
How old was he when this happened?
Hvactech (6 months ago)
One week later the guy is dead.
Tim Curtis (6 months ago)
Bax S (2 months ago)
He gets paid for the show, not the content in it 🙄. He chose to put this skit there because his audience would like it
O r i j u n o (6 months ago)
Riley Bundy (6 months ago)
This guy has misunderstood God. He loved him enough to send his son "jesus" to get him out of hell. He did this cause he knew we couldnt live by his law. He wants u to give money to feed and cloth and se people who spread this good new of Jesus to people around the world. And preachers. And the poor. This "guy"made it perfect and we ruined it. God loves u all and wants u all. Romans 5:8 says that God loved us enough that while we were still sinners Christ died for us. I oray u all will find this truth also.
Bax S (2 months ago)
But there are multiple scriptures that say that a) God created evil 2) God chooses who does and doesn't believe in him and 3) There are multiple contradictions the Bible. So how does he love us if he choses who won't love him
Renee Merritt (5 months ago)
Prince Aves (6 months ago)
May punto pud siya!
Rajnish Kumar (6 months ago)
But he loves you
Judith Smith (6 months ago)
God has given George Carlin free will same as the rest of humanity - so judge those people, not God - God doesn't exist so how can Mr. Carlin berate an imaginary man in the sky. How can he blame God for his own behavior. If God created everything then physics rules what occurs, not the imaginary man in the sky who obviously couldn't have caused all those earth-quakes and wars of man-kind and floods and fire, because the world is based on physics - unless of course you don't believe in physics and bad luck, and why should you be exempt from tragedy? Mankind brings upon itself the hell he talks of when they deny decency and revert to mean-spirited rants and behavior. Enjoy, but the laugh may be on you. Lol.
tedgrant2 (6 months ago)
This is not just satire. It's been very carefully thought out. Good work. But he did make a mistake at the end asking God to bless Joe Pesky.
JD. (6 months ago)
Now that's my kind of Sunday sermon! Preach it George!!
Hold Up!! (6 months ago)
Thank you!! People DON'T THINK worth a dam!!
Living in *1984* (6 months ago)
I got a ideology for you guys just need 20% of your weekly paycheck but I promise this god will pay you back asap!
Donald Gorth (6 months ago)
Actually there are over 600 comandments... a whole lot more bullshit stories to not believe in..
GD rex? (7 months ago)
are mere puppets of gods created by them so that they can enjoy with our work? and why did he die for us rather than living with us , teaching us and sharing love with us?
Renee Merritt (5 months ago)
+GD rex? No, I stay away from Drugs
GD rex? (5 months ago)
+Renee Merritt you high?
Renee Merritt (5 months ago)
He tell us in his book.... Holy Bible.... He died for us so we can have eternal life and he rose again in three day.... Jesus is alive....
GD rex? (7 months ago)
but he loves you
lyricman nixon (7 months ago)
he is the devil....burning right now
pippo espera (7 months ago)
when I was a child (catholic) I realized of everything Carlin is saying, every contradiction, although I couldnt articulate it like him of course
pippo espera (7 months ago)
Fetch Quest (7 months ago)
"May he strike this audience dead." Would have laughed if someone in the audience had a heart attack
Truth Seeker Reformist (8 months ago)
Well im not atheist be he is funny
J JJ (8 months ago)
Humans are really fucking stupid.
Daniel Diorio (8 months ago)
Love this. Totally agree!! The Bible is garbage!
Ole Christian Midteng (8 months ago)
I Love your George, youre dead now... But still alive in my heart!
Atheist Mind (8 months ago)
But he loves you !
cameron bolten (9 months ago)
I never did respect the gross representation of religion that comedians portray to their audience. They leave out a lot of positive things that religion does do for the world. Most charitable acts are done by religious groups, and most religious people are actually very decent and upright individuals despite common human errors. Religion also gives you a motivation, which is a very very powerful influence. Some of the hardest working, most driven, and toughest both physically and mentally men/women I’ve met have some form of belief in a higher power. However, Carlin is a great example of a comedian that capitalizes on the flaws that have come from it. The constant contradictions and confusing rules or the non stop requirements to be something more than you is to me exactly what drove me away from it. Quite frankly, it just didn’t add up. What religion was telling me to do was far different from what religion has done in its many years. This the source of comedic atheism. Religion in and of itself is nothing bad, it’s quite useful to execute a common goal or create strong groups of people. It can empower, and it can discipline. But, when greedy, egotistical, narcissistic, selfish, and true definitions of a “motherfucker” for people run the world. Example being the elite few that control everything; then religion becomes weaponized and is boiled down to an intolerable ploy to control you and force separation between your fellow man. There is a god, or at least some form of it, there has to be, we come from something when we are born, and we leave to something when we die. No one knows either despite any and all speculation. But whatever that form is is up to you. If there be no god, I’d say challenge your mind and keep looking. If there is only God, I’d say challenge your mind and keep looking. Laugh at religion when it begins to have too much power, but don’t ever assume it’s for the weak and is useless. Everyone has a religion, there is something you dedicate your life to, a code or a philosophy or a discipline. Everyone serves a god in that form. Everyone. No man is free from his own self. So the question should be “what do I serve?”
T Bone (9 months ago)
Regardless of what you think of his assertions, he has an amazing command of the English language and words flow from him effortlessly. Even at an advanced age, George was amazing. He made people think and he challenges societal norms and beliefs. If people are strong enough in their beliefs, criticism and contrary ideas should not scare them.
mrchicago6984 (9 months ago)
Rip xxxtencion
Jacob Bellwood (9 months ago)
If this is the best god can do, I am not impressed!!
Levon Livingston (9 months ago)
What a fool...now he's in hell!
Someone (3 months ago)
+Levon Livingston Prove to me that hell exists
Hans Blitzkrieg (6 months ago)
+Levon Livingston kill youreslf fucking christian
ThePerpetualShadow (6 months ago)
Levon Livingston Lol.
Levon Livingston (7 months ago)
No your the fool that doesn't believe in HEAVEN and hell!
Levon Livingston (7 months ago)
HasanJF People like you just want attention but the truth is u just a bitch ass nigga that's lost lol!!!

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