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AsgersWeb (21 hours ago)
Why is Gordon such a dick to Batman in this lol. But great vid
GD Stormy (1 day ago)
*i dont want to say im gay*
Fulvio Pontarollo (4 days ago)
*FEELSGOOD* Yes Batman, treasure this moment
Fulvio Pontarollo (4 days ago)
“You always use it for something lame, like cutting through an iceberg or heating an old woman’s porridge! Is that soup too cold, madam?” *BBBZZZZT* Hahahahaha, fantastic :-D
yusuf red (4 days ago)
This is legitimately hilarious! Hahahaha Ooh btw, one question. Harvey Dent, can he be trusted?
yusuf red (3 days ago)
agnomilted agreed
agnomilted (4 days ago)
Well, he seems to be the best we've got
tyler_rauch _lmao (8 days ago)
I died at “UUUUHH! Your back!”
NachoFast (8 days ago)
"Didnt your parents die?" "eeeee DONT BRING IT UP"
No TV Cinema (9 days ago)
What I think is funny is that Christian Bale was in Newsies.
Tommy von Muttonfudge (9 days ago)
Superman isnt boring. Superman is awesome.
Logurt23 (14 days ago)
why don't they make these anymore? so hilarious
yusuf red (4 days ago)
CH died along with Pat Cassels a long-long time ago.. btw this video made me laugh from start to end 😂
Totally Nameless (19 days ago)
Poor Superman. This is one of the worst ways a confession to your crush can go.
tzehao lim (19 days ago)
what this mean? gratitude on krypton? fuckin dead 101
Amitava Sen Gupta (20 days ago)
This Batman is way better than Bale
Aditya Bairathi (20 days ago)
March 2019 peeps 🤘🏼 this is just comedy gold ❤
Jack Bynum (21 days ago)
U wear an "S" on ur chest.... That's my people's symbol for hope... Hope starts with an "H" dumbass
Tibyan Elwathig (21 days ago)
"Hope starts with an H, stupid" my little cousin's reaction when I told him what Superman's S stood for😂😂
Foxdi (21 days ago)
I want to see a justice league parody next.
Ghhil (24 days ago)
How Batman v Superman started
McKellar (24 days ago)
Couple of fucking dicks! If I was Superman, I would have grabbed Batman and rammed him into a building really fucking hard.
Bob Muskego (26 days ago)
Rules of viewing this video. #1 Refrain from drinking liquids during this video. You will spit it out. #2 Show gratitude to others Kryptonian style. #3 When you go to team up always have good comebacks ready. #4 Be aware of the man hiding in the shadows.
ahsokalover117 (26 days ago)
hahaha he may be an idiot but hes savage! XDhahahaha
Izzat Emir (27 days ago)
I hate to see this batman's mouth 😂
Avri Deaton (27 days ago)
Best "man" win
Omari Walker (1 month ago)
I actually think this is a believable superman. Good actor!
Pete Holmes should do Blark and Son stuff. It's a great show, however Pete Holmes has that goofy humor that'd be a perfect fit for the Blark and Son
First Last (1 month ago)
Batman on other timelines👏
Danny ___ (1 month ago)
Funny
Lil Noyha Skippy (1 month ago)
Jesus Christ Loves you!!
Suleyman Celik (1 month ago)
I WS DIEING WHEN THE COMM CONFORTS BATMAN
FaZe Kizgod (1 month ago)
Is that soup too cold madam! Zzzz 😂😂😂😂😂
Jesus Christ (1 month ago)
It’s newsies not nuses lol
Jesus Christ (1 month ago)
Nevermind
Jesus Christ (1 month ago)
Who is the musical muses I have googled it and nothing came up can someone please show a pic of cruchy
Joanne Laird (26 days ago)
Jesus Christ Its the Newsies not the muses lol
Imaginary Toast (1 month ago)
Batman has low Self-Esteem
Ninja Thorn (1 month ago)
4:22 2:26
Think Free with UT😉 (1 month ago)
Hope starts with 'H', Stupid.
Posh Walrus (1 month ago)
MARTHA!
Anthony Smith (1 month ago)
i feel like superman based clark kent off of davey from newsies instead of crunchy
Brandon Network (1 month ago)
This 5 minute video is an octillion times better than that piece of shit movie.
Aleck Joseph (1 month ago)
anybody else bust a gut from batman's face at 4:42 ?
Aizen Acalud (1 month ago)
4:22 What's the point of being the Man of Steel if you don't know how to use all that metal?
Thot spray (1 month ago)
Why does not Batman use the power of SCIENCE!
Jesse Bandit (1 month ago)
Batman is just horngry cus he can't get that super DICK
TidyReda (1 month ago)
How Come I'm Only Finding This Now
It’sJinx Bro (1 month ago)
Is that Teddy Sears as Superman? 😮
Spencer Honda (1 month ago)
This must be where the writers of Batman v. Superman got their inspiration from.
Let Boonwaat (1 month ago)
spyro
Flava Ninja (1 month ago)
old ladys porridge lol
Dumm Myth (1 month ago)
I want to know what kinda tea Batman drinks cause talking like that to disguise your voice must put some serious strain on his throat 😂
George Madden (1 month ago)
I said the REAL Batman V Superman. Perfection.
Marvin Kagiso (1 month ago)
God damn, that Christian Bale's Batman voice is on point son 👍
AJ to the M (1 month ago)
Poor Superman...
Kastiel Candora (1 month ago)
3:56 "Screw you guys, I'm flying home!"
Oghosa Simeon (1 month ago)
Is batman Pete Holmes?
Oghosa Simeon (1 month ago)
'And he straight up broke my back'
Zaki Hasan (1 month ago)
Batman did sound like trump lol
yieldmotherculture (1 month ago)
This series should be continued!
Harry Moore (1 month ago)
4:40 - 4:48😂😂😂😂😂
Émile Mégré (1 month ago)
dont bring that up superman oh sorry
Average Players (1 month ago)
1:50 best part
Naruto Uzumaki (1 month ago)
Amazing I can die happy I should have found this earlier
I died when batman started crying
Luke Cage (1 month ago)
Hilarious! Finally someone did Batman right!
MSRA (1 month ago)
Its a platypus! Oh! It's Perry the Platypus! (after Perry wore the hat).
Trish Thompson (2 months ago)
Gordon looks more like Harvey Bullock lol
debkamal mullick (2 months ago)
1:55 😂😂😂😂
Henry Yarbrough (2 months ago)
A direct quote from Batman: Dark Knight Returns, and then everything goes ridiculously insane
M3m3L0rd (2 months ago)
1:56 im dying
lucas utsch (2 months ago)
DONT BRING IT UP!!!!
Go Mo (2 months ago)
Is that soup to cold madam? :)
Ajay Judge (2 months ago)
Better than BVS
Barrin Von Grizzly (2 months ago)
Bats: Get over your dead parents! Soops: Didn’t your parents die? Bats: Eaee
Pillow (2 months ago)
Came from Carson
Abdelrhman Araby (2 months ago)
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dante DiFederico (2 months ago)
"Rich and Nuts!" 😂 I love this Batman and he's too funny! Wish they would've made more of these Batman spoofs.
Hossein Mousavi (2 months ago)
LMAO U GUYS ALMOST MADE CHOKE ON MY OWN SPIT. 1:50
n1ko (2 months ago)
@2:53 “Feels good!” 😂
Faruq /#_#/ (2 months ago)
He attakkk He prottecc But most importantly He fkn shit talk
Furrys cause Cancer (2 months ago)
2:26 when my teacher judges my sense of humor
Baba Semka (2 months ago)
Damn, I can't get over the fact that that fake tool Pete Holmes is doing the Batman in these. He is brilliant here and so fake and plastic in his show. How? HOW?!?!?!
Imperial Productions 66 (2 months ago)
Martha
The Amazing Zoroark (2 months ago)
LMFAO 1:25
Nuul tv (2 months ago)
Fuckin whitebread
GhostRider12 (2 months ago)
I would like to watch this instead of the Batman VS Superman movie
BushidoThug 760 (2 months ago)
2019 still hilarious
James Anthony (2 months ago)
Never knew Batman was secretly Donald Trump
Backstage Bum (1 month ago)
2016 called. They want their joke back.
Knightling Nagakaze (2 months ago)
i fucking love this
DJ Smash (2 months ago)
Still waiting for college humor batfleck
Bilal Ahmad (2 months ago)
we want more plzzz
Swagat Rout (2 months ago)
More of a Bat baby than bat man
Aden Xiong (2 months ago)
I’m laughing my ass off because of 1:50
Neolinal (2 months ago)
1:50 your welcome
Fisher Theo (2 months ago)
Scene is contradictory, at 0:34 BatMan is ready to fight One on One but at 0:58 He won't team up cuz SuperMan has powers.
Sigit Kei (2 months ago)
Is that mark zuckerberg?
Dumm Myth (2 months ago)
😂😂😂this shit is classic
Scotty Cameron (3 months ago)
It predicted Martha.
Batman didn't have power but his fight skill is beyond Mortal people and he beat Superman he even can fight , Aquaman with his Power Suit Batman fight skills wasn't a Joke he even beat Bane and have a huge history with Deathstorke . So how could some of those video on Youtube aways joking about Batman power gosh .
SkyrimDevil007 YT (3 months ago)
He sounds like Krusty the clown lol!
Liam Tolentino (3 months ago)
Why is this actually better than the plot to Batman V Superman Lmao
Jetsfool27 (3 months ago)
"Superman you saw him"💀💀💀💀

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